About Me

Idk what kind of stuff people wanna know.

I went to IUSB for like 3 years. I wanted to do something in the art field, but wasn’t sure what to major in. I chose graphic design, but that was a terrible choice. I hate graphic design. I wanted to do something more in the fine art or video game field.
Before tattooing, I worked in abortion care for a few years. I ended up getting an apprenticeship at Bicycle Tattoo, then we became Mystic Union when we rebranded after buying our own building.

I’ve been tattooing for about 10-11 years now. I usually LOVE quitting jobs when things get stressful, so this is the longest I’ve ever stayed at a workplace.

-I have a ferret, three hermit crabs, three cats (Kevin, Biggins, and Tails), a ball python (Samantha), and two dogs (Tuco and Dabura).
-I love video games. Especially on PC and old Nintendo systems. My favorite franchise since childhood has been Zelda. I’ll fight you if you don’t like Majora’s Mask. I don’t have time to play many games now, but I have been into Enshrouded on PC lately. And I occasionally throw money at Pokemon Go because I’m a garbage person.
-I don’t have or want kids. They freak me out. Childbirth sounds like body horror to me. I’m fascinated by it, but I would MUCH rather hear your stories about it than go through it myself.
-I love to pick up crafty side hobbies that I know I won’t stick with. My house is a graveyard of half completed projects.
-My taste in music is Bones, Three6Mafia, Shakewell, $uicideboy$, Denzel Curry, and that kinda stuff. I was a huge Marilyn Manson stan as a kid, and I grew up in a pretty 80’s-2000’s metal household. But I honestly just listen to rap for the most part nowadays.

Things that take up space in my head, rent-free:
- Wildboyz, Kenny vs Spenny, The Eric Andre Show, I Think You Should Leave, Detroiters, and Broad City.

  • This is what I look like. I’ll probably be wearing a mask when you see me for like 90% of the time.

  • This s my partner, Goat. He’s holding Tuco when he was less than a year old, and we built him a snowman for his first winter.

  • This is Dabura. She’s named after the DBZ character, and her name is really fitting because she spits when she barks. She hates eveyone who isn’t Goat or I, so if you get barked at in the parking lot when you arrive at the shop, it’s her.

  • MY BOOOOOOY

  • This is Tuco the day we brought him home.
    He was a little potato baby.
    I called him Egg Head a lot.

  • This is when I first got my snake, who we call Samantha because "Samantha the snake" is super basic and cracks us up. She's gotten a lot bigger since then. She is scared of her own poop.

  • This frame is a reference to the Eric Andre show, which I am in love with.

  • I took this selfie the week I got my tongue split. I still had the stitches on at the time, which means I was likely in a lot of pain. That healing process was very quick but very uncomfortable. My cat's name is Kevin, and she's a girl. We are making the same face.

  • This is a real, unedited photo of me hanging out with my daddy, Sesshomaru. When I was in elementary school, I used to stay up late to watch shows like Inuyasha on Adult Swim. Then in middle school, I realized only weird people watched anime. Now, thankfully, I don’t care. So, I’m back to watching whatever I want.

  • Halloween, 2021, my coworkers and I all dressed up as wrestlers for a flash event. Here is my extremely last-minute Shawn Michaels costume. I got into wrestling during quarantine because it's like real life, white trash anime and I love it. The Sexy Boy theme song is an ass clapper.

  • POV: You’re my client. This is me tattooing. You'll probably see something similar to this in real life, since you're on this page right now. So, unless I say some exceptionally weird shit on this website, hopefully you’ll be at my station very soon!

  • This is me when I was like 22. I can tell by the amount of bare, untattooed skin that I have showing. I chose this picture because I miss having my forehead pierced, I miss my grey-lavender hair, and I wanted to show off my dad's dog, Grumpy. Also, my boobs looked nice.